*choke* HAHAHA

[twilight33]

Mothers can bring baby formula on board, but only after drinking it in front of security officials first.

omg teh b0mb Do fathers with babies get to jet right on by without drinking that nasty stuff?

TSA has much more to fear if they tried to make me dump my Lush products today. I'm hoping for someone to stop the insanity before my happy self is on the way to Dallas.

Comments

[spaceling.livejournal.com]

What about breast milk? Are they making mothers sample that, too?

Good luck with your flight.

The next step

[nplusm.livejournal.com]

Terrorist will attempt to bring on crystaline bombs....making it illagal to carry on any solids.

What????

[nlguy.livejournal.com]

I must be slow today, because all I can think is how, if you're ordered to drink all the formula, are you to then give it to the baby?

Yikes! Guess we'll all have to start commuting via Segway soon.

The next step in protecting America

[tim-wright.livejournal.com]

Flying naked (it's not just for bad dreams anymore).

The federal TSA today announced new security measure for the nation's airports: Passengers will be required to check all luggage and personal items, including the clothing they wore to the airport.

"Yes," TSA ommander Albert Fandango said, "the onlyway we can insure safe air travel is by requiring passengers to fly naked." He added that the government would do its best to work with the airlines to maintain "comfortable" cabin temperatures for flights lasting longer than three hours and that, to insure that the privacy and dignity of the passengers is maintained, they will be allowed to board behind a curtain—although male and female TSA agents would be monitoring all embarkations. Agents, he said, would be prohibited from giggling or gesturing unnecessarily.

"This will make flying safer than ever—there will be no way a terrorist could smuggle an explosive devise or weapon onboard," Fandango said. When a reporter asked about the possibility of a terrorist concealing a device within a body cavity, Fandango replied, "We've got that covered" and displayed a pair of disposable latex gloves.

[northwardbound.livejournal.com]

I've been cracking jokes about "Naked Air" since 9-11! I can't believe they've banned all liquids in carry-on bags. I hope it's just a temporary measure - I've had enough liquid toiletries leak in a carry-on that I don't feel at all comfortable packing that stuff with my clothes.

I'm seeing another way for airlines to squeeze a buck out of the passengers...more charges on in-flight beverage service, more charges on in-flight entertainment (for when they ban iPods, laptops, portable dvd players, etc), maybe even charges for carryon bags.

And people wonder why I don't enjoy flying...