To the total idiot who repeatedly pounded on our door & rang the doorbell at 10pm last night without any apparent reason to be in life-threatening danger (i.e. screaming and/or bleeding):
You are damned lucky you didn't wake up the baby or I would have had to come outside to cause you some life-threatening danger. I was pissed off enough that you woke me up out of a sound sleep, which is a state of unconsciousness that is rare & treasured when it happens with a baby in the house.
Did you honestly think we were going to open our door at that hour? Are you the same jerk who pounded on our door at 9pm a few nights back while I was trying to get a screaming Kieran to settle down and go to sleep? We have a monitored alarm system so don't even think about trying to break in. If you want us to convert to your religion, it's not bloody likely to happen at that hour. What is your problem & what the hell do you want?
You are damned lucky you didn't wake up the baby or I would have had to come outside to cause you some life-threatening danger. I was pissed off enough that you woke me up out of a sound sleep, which is a state of unconsciousness that is rare & treasured when it happens with a baby in the house.
Did you honestly think we were going to open our door at that hour? Are you the same jerk who pounded on our door at 9pm a few nights back while I was trying to get a screaming Kieran to settle down and go to sleep? We have a monitored alarm system so don't even think about trying to break in. If you want us to convert to your religion, it's not bloody likely to happen at that hour. What is your problem & what the hell do you want?