You

Yes, you, the obnoxious coworker in the cube next to me who has come over 3 times this afternoon and 'borrowed' my scissors & tape. The one who just opened the drawer behind me each time without even asking first nor waiting for me to offer said supplies to you.

GET OFF YOUR ASS & GET YOUR OWN OFFICE SUPPLIES OUT OF THE !#*&^%(^$# SUPPLY CABINET FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

That is all.