To the weirdo near 70th & 12th:

You are damned lucky my windows were rolled up when for some bizarre reason you went from watering your yard to spraying all oncoming cars with your hose.

Had you nailed my son, I would have been quite the exhibition of un-Christian behavior & language on my way to dropping him off at his day camp at church this morning.

Doubleu-tee-eff,

Me