If you loooooooove somebody...

From this morning's cult email:

WARNING: IF YOU LOVE BALLARD SET IT FREE, IF IT COMES BACK IT MEANS BALLARD LOVES YOU! IF IT DOESN'T COME BACK, YOU CAN ALWAYS TRY WALLINGFORD.

northwardbound, I know Scott wants this but it's mine! Actually, it'll probably be Kieran's since I doubt he'll want to give it up...