From our administration*, no less

[twilight33]

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the rest of the U.S. government.

However, what you may NOT have realized is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?

This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.

*not a listserv or officially official from an official but the email forward trail is there nonetheless

Comments

[torquemada.livejournal.com]

Bad math! Nine months after July is April.

That is a little scary, though.

[twilight33]

*smirk* you are clearly a man who has not experienced the joy that is the OB/GYN's office.

40 weeks gestation for humans (assuming aliens have that as well, for sheep it's 5 months), including the ~2 weeks before ovulation even occurs, lands right at the end of March. Anyone popping out up to 2 weeks prior is still considered full term.

[nlguy.livejournal.com]

Don't forget that you can go up to 2 or 3 weeks overdue...

[twilight33]

That would be April territory in this case, plus jumping the gun is par for course with this group, right? ;)

[riofriotex.livejournal.com]

you-dub admin? That is no surprise. You won't see that e-mail coming through MY university admin!

Thanks for sharing - Breathless will love this!

[twilight33]

I confirm nothing about where I work publically due to constant amusement/embarrassment ;)

[spaceling.livejournal.com]

brilliant.

Bwahaha!

[nlguy.livejournal.com]

I know a few people on my fl who'll love this. :D