Most disgusting thing ever

I'm not sure what kind of omen it is when you go outside to find a massive human shit (complete with shit-streaked tissue, so you know it wasn't an errant malamute) in your front yard iris bed.

Needless to say, the security light that has been burnt out for a year is being changed tonight, and I do not care if the guys have to drive all over Seattle this afternoon to find the weird replacement bulb (wish it was a normal floodlight).

Ick. Ick. Ick. Still not sure if I want to scream or throw up.

All calm...

After a comedy of errors involving different socket sizes, an old light fixture that didn't want to budge and tripping the last circuit breaker possible in the tedious job of figuring out which cut the light's power source, we finally got the security light fixed. Thank God the expected life on the 300w halogen bulb is 2,000 hours because we don't want to deal with it again for some time.

We took a family road trip to get to the DQ in north Lynnwood/Mill Creek after that ordeal, we found it after overshooting the south Lynnwood/Mountlake Terrace one earlier. We don't know of anyplace else where we can scrounge together $4.33 worth of pocket change and get 2 medium dipped cones (a fitting tribute), 2 burgers & 2 fries. We missed phone calls announcing both expected & surprise news, but tomorrow morning and the month of June will yield forth great new beginnings to make up for a day of shit (we hope).