How reassuring

From central payroll:
Hello,
Many of you have experienced a funny error box with "booger" and codes in it [referring to one of our payroll systems].

And what sucks is HR took away my author-i-tay to enter anything in so I could see for myself. We have to do something to amuse ourselves on a gorgeous Friday afternoon around here after all.

Even more reassuring

Hello everyone,
The problem has been fized.
Thank you for your patience!

Did they throw a bath bomb at it like my son did on the kitchen floor this morning just after I wetjetted?