What happens when my mind wanders

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Santa Buddha

Santa Buddha, slip some dharma under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa Buddha, enlighten me with Bodhi tonight

Santa Buddha, 54 new chakras too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa Buddha, enlighten me with Bodhi tonight

Think of all the lives I've missed
Think of all the tanhas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be o' so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
bee doo bee doo

Buddha honey, I wan'anatta and really that's
Not a lot
Been in samadhi all year
Santa Buddha, enlighten me with Bodhi tonight

Buddha cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a Triratna mine
Buddha cutie, enlighten me with Bodhi tonight

Santa Buddha, fill my stocking with Bhavacakra
Sign 'bodhisattva' on the line
Santa Buddha, enlighten me with Bodhi tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some mandalas bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Santa Buddha, forgot to mention one little Hotei, oh yay!
Let me rub that belly
Santa Buddha, enlighten me with Bodhi tonight

'lighten me with Bodhi tonight
'lighten me with Bodhi tonight...

Deliberately written with ridiculous redundancies and compelling contradictions... as the Santa Buddha requires, after all.

In part for a friend who wanted my writing for Christmas. Always be careful what you ask for ;)